You may have suspected that you live in utter chaos at your home, but now you can be sure! The fab parenting 'zine (which I just discovered), Raising Hell has developed a highly accurate Chaos Coefficient Calculator. For the record, the Granju household Chaos Coefficient stands at an off-the-charts 1048576. It just went up with our son Henry's 11th birthday gift of an 8 week old American Staffordshire terrier puppy he has named Dixie Arlene Granju.