are you looking for me?

It's always interesting to look at my blog's traffic statistics, and I have noticed that that at least 40% of the people who visit have arrived here by searching under my name. So if you are one of those folks, satisfy my curiosity and tell me what you were looking for.

Sometimes the search strings are pretty obvious, like "katie allison granju divorce" (yep, I'm getting one) or "granju" (uh-huh, I've written for Salon a good bit), but other times they are just plain freaky, including "katie granju rhubarb" and "granju dental work" (both real search queries in the blog's traffic stats)...

So tell me what you came for. If you have a question for me, feel free to ask.