I love what John Scalzi says about the Bob Greene sex scandal:

"Having sex with young women is the male mid-life crisis version of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. It doesn't keep you from dying, but at least you get to go to the Magic Kingdom one more time."

(I also just discovered while wandering his website that Scalzi, one of my favorite bloggers, attended Webb School in California. I myself am an alumna of The Webb School in Bell Buckle, TN, which was founded by the same family... )